Jokes / Animals

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Dog Named Mypenis ->

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name i... [ca造 ->]

Elephant Jokes Eight ->

Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments. ... [ca造 ->]

Elephant Riddles Seven ->

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshir... [ca造 ->]

The little puppy ->

One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track. He ... [ca造 ->]

Bzzzzz!! ->

What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed??? He put's it in his honey!!... [ca造 ->]

Chicken and the Egg ->

So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and sa... [ca造 ->]

Crossed ->

What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together? A:> A MegasaurASS... [ca造 ->]

Crossing ->

Question: Why did the hamster cross the road? Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ... [ca造 ->]

Dinosaurs ->

Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss ! Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !... [ca造 ->]

FROG ->

What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog? You know what...we DO taste like ch... [ca造 ->]

Have you Ever... ->

Have you ever smelled mothballs???? I was just wondering how you would get their little legs... [ca造 ->]

Lesbian Frogs ->

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!... [ca造 ->]